Offline - 12 years
lindanjohn
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen
hi everyone! not been online much as we have just moved house. now linving in 'whitburn (Scotland). i have 2 beautiful kids, John,5 and Lucy 3 months. lucy made a dramatic entry 2 the world 4 weeks early! but she weighed in at 10lb 8oz!! and is doing well. xx
loving the ludo tournaments at the mo. totally addicted![]()
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NOTE TO ALL THE PLANKS out there.. dont waste your time sending me im's coz i wont reply, unless i know u and actually like u!!!![]()
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The Kinda Girl That**
Pushs The Door That Says Pull...
Falls Up The Stairs Instead Of Down...
Has Blondeee Moments ..(ALL THE TIME)
You Tell Me To Go Left I"d Go Right...
& Always Laughing .. At Nothing
So Maybe I Have My Moments
But Those Are The Things That Make Me *Me..
hi everyone! not been online much as we have just moved house. now linving in 'whitburn (Scotland). i have 2 beautiful kids, John,5 and Lucy 3 months. lucy made a dramatic entry 2 the world 4 weeks early! but she weighed in at 10lb 8oz!! and is doing well. xx
loving the ludo tournaments at the mo. totally addicted
NOTE TO ALL THE PLANKS out there.. dont waste your time sending me im's coz i wont reply, unless i know u and actually like u!!!
♥ ♥âªι âιÐºÑ ριÐ¸α ¢σâα∂αÑ αи∂ gÑÑÑιиg ¢αυgÐ½Ñ ιи ÑÐ½Ñ Ñαιи αи∂ ÑÐ½Ñ fÑÑâ σf ÑÐ½Ñ σ¢Ñαи αи∂ ÑÐ½Ñ ÑαÑÑÑ σf ¢Ð½αмραgиÑ!âª♥ ♥ âª
The Kinda Girl That**
Pushs The Door That Says Pull...
Falls Up The Stairs Instead Of Down...
Has Blondeee Moments ..(ALL THE TIME)
You Tell Me To Go Left I"d Go Right...
& Always Laughing .. At Nothing
So Maybe I Have My Moments
But Those Are The Things That Make Me *Me..
