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Submitted by Lev255:
Woman: Doctor, i've broken every bone in my body! Every time i touch a piece of my body with my finger, it hurts!
Doctor: Thats impossible. Come with me and i will get some x-rays of your body.
*Time passes*
Doctor: Okay. Do you want the bad news or the good news first?
Woman: The good news!
Doctor: Well the good news is that you haven't broken every bone in your body, the bad news is that you've broken your finger!
Submitted by Lev255:
No.1 Insults:
1.Your so dumb you called me to ask what my phone number is!
2.Your so dumb you came to my house to ask what my address was!
3.When some-one says your so fat, tell them that you borrowed their stomach!
4.Your so fat, when you went to school you sat next to everyone!
5.Wanna here a joke? YOU!
Submitted by Lev255:
A man walked into a bar. OUCH!
Submitted by Lev255:
What place are you in if you over take the second person in a race?
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1st? Wrong! Over taking the second person makes you second.
What place are you in if you overtake the last person?
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You're on the moon! How can you overtake the last person?
Mary's father has five children:
Nene, Nono, Nini, Nunu,
Who was the fifth?
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Nana?
Wrong! Mary! Look at the first sentence!
