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| What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sex: | MaleFemale | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Flirting Skill Level - 25% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kissing Skill Level - 75% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cudding Skill Level - 59% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sex Skill Level - 100% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why They Love You | You give much more than you receive. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why They Hate You | You bite. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This fun quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 3971058 Times. |
| J | Juicy |
| E | Exciting |
| T | Twisted |
| T | Tasty |
| H | Hardworking |
| E | Edgy |
| C | Controversial |
| A | Amorous |
| T | Technological |
| N | Naive |
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have fun peeps i do when i can
life is too short to live it quietly and not having any fun.
So never stop smiling otherwise u will get wrinkles lol
Women and cats will do as they please , and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
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Gentle eyes that see so much ,
paws that have the quiet touch ,
Purrs to signal "all is well"
and show more love than words could tell.
Graceful movements touched with pride ,
a calming presence by our side~
A friendship that takes time to grow~
Small wonder why we love them so.
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Every Sunday , a little old lady placed $1 , 000 in the collection
plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor , overcome by
curiosity , approached her.
"Madam , I couldn't help but notice that you put $1 , 000 a week in the collection plate , " he stated.
"Why yes , " she replied , "every week my son sends me money , and what I don't need I give to the church."
The pastor replied... "That's wonderful , how much does he send you?"
The old lady said..... "Oh , $20 , 000 a week."
The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful , what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian , " she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession , " the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well , he has one cat house in Las Vegas and two in Reno."
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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home , he breathlessly informed his mother , "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath , " he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom!"
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What cats do fur us
Warm our laps.
Give us someone to talk to.
Help reduce high blood pressure.
Bring the winter air inside , nestled in their coats.
Create a kindred feeling with other "cat people."
Turn common household objects like bottle caps into toys.
Make us more aware of birds.
Donate their services as alarm clocks.
Display daring acrobatic feats right in front of our eyes.
Contribute to living a longer life.
Make a window sill more beautiful.
Keep mice on the run.
Make us smile.
Inspire poets and playwrights.
Teach us how to land on our feet.
Let us indulge our desires to really spoil someone.
Make our homes warmer.
Remind us that life is mysterious.
Share with us the all-is-well experience of purring.
Instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching.
Show us how to lick our wounds and go on.
Give us cool cartoon characters.
Make even an old worn couch look beautiful.
Open our hearts
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Member of the Family
What would I do without you ,
My precious , furry friend?
Part mischief , but all blessing ,
And faithful to the end!
You look at me with eyes of love;
You never hold a grudge...
You think I'm far too wonderful
To criticize or judge.
It seems your greatest joy in life
Is being close to me...
I think God knew how comforting
Your warm , soft fur would be.
I know you think you're human ,
But I'm glad it isn't true...
The world would be a nicer place
if folks were more like you!
A few short years are all we have;
One day we'll have to part...
But you , my pet , will always have
A place within my heart.
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Oh , what unhappy twist of fate
Has brought you homeless to my gate?
The gate where once another stood
To beg for shelter , warmth and food
For from that day I ceased to be
The master of my destiny.
While he , with purr and velvet paw
Became within my house the law.
He scratched the furniture and shed
And claimed the middle of my bed.
He ruled in arrogance and pride
And broke my heart the day he died.
So if you really think , oh Cat ,
I'd willingly relive all that
Because you come forlorn and then
Well.......don't just stand there...
Come on in
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