djcodhead

1. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
2. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

3. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
5. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
7. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Hummmmmmmm I wonder...................................